so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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