I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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