i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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