I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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