Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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