I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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