Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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