It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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