My brain says no but my pants say off.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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