i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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