I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize
