I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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