Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it wasn't lemon gatorade
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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