need another drink. this is the easiest way
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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