I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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