i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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