We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize