At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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