I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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