when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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