Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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