I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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