Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
