So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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