What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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