Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Randomize
