Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
