OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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