Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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