Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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