It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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