Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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