she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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