it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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