The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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