Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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