You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
