The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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