Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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