So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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