i need an iv and a liver transplant
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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