You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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