I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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