Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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