for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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