Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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