okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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