when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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