I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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