I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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