Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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